Financial News Thu Jun 14th 2012 – Nokia, Armstrong Doping, What your shoes say about you!
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14. Jun, 2012
Nokia is jumping heads on into re-inventing itself, by first of all firing, sorry letting go is the correct term, 10,000 people, followed by closing factories, some research facilities and switching out veteran head of mobile phones and sales. Investors brace yourself, as Nokia is also on the verge to announce some not so successful 2nd quarter earnings. To fight near Junk credit ratings, by Fitch, Standard&Poors and Moody’s, Nokia was already forced to sell its luxury brand Vertu for an undisclosed amount. Nokia’s Lumia headset has not been able to achieve a turnaround for the company, but I am routing for you Nokia! I still remember my cool and shiny Nokia 8800 I used to have…and I loved it!
Lance Armstrong has a fresh doping charge brought against him by the US agency that oversees drug use in sports, and which might cost him all seven of his Tour de France titles. Apparently some witnesses are ready to come forward to testify against Lance. The talk is about a wide ranging doping conspiracy, which comes on the heels of a two year investigation into Armstong’s US Postal Sevice sponsored cycling team. Lance has now been suspended from competing in triathlons, until this new charge has been resolved. Lance claims he has never doped, but some witnesses claim they saw Lance getting injections of boosted blood during the Tour de France. Wow! Isn’t that exactly what they do on Hit TV Series True Blood! No but seriously – I would like to believe his 7 Tour de France titles were earned fair and square, so hopefully all this is a big mistake, with the USADA trying to get some free promo.
The University of Kansas has conducted a very random but important study, to solve a mystery we have all been wondering about. Can you judge someone’s personality by simply looking at their shoes? The results of the study are mind boggling! It seems you can accurately judge 90% of a stranger’s personality, by simply taking a good look at their foot covers. The most obvious trait is that people with higher incomes, tend to wear expensive shoes. But then it gets crazy – if you take exceptional care of your shoes, you might be suffering from “attachment anxiety”! I knew it! We at Corporate Profile have long known this and rest assured we will be judging you by your shoes! And only your shoes!